Tag Archives: President Trump

A Birthday Request

I’m asking for the same thing as the alien on the coffee mug.

Is it too late to ask President Trump for a birthday present given that tomorrow marks the nation’s 250th? It might be if I was hoping for a gift I can unwrap. But I don’t want anything material. Instead, my request is for an intangible present—behavioral changes in the form of things the president could stop doing.

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Don’t Rename Greenland

An approximation of Greenland as it might be seen from space

Greenland (see screen capture) is a gigantic island in the Arctic Ocean situated between Canada and Northern Europe (not the U.S. and Northern Europe as President Trump might have said). Its name has been around for centuries and stands as one of the largest con jobs ever tried in the real estate sector. It makes me smile every time I hear it. Greenland doesn’t need a new name.

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QOTD: Trump and Golf

Are the president’s golf ethics as solid as this golf hat?

Today’s question of the day concerns Trump and golf. Specifically, does the president cheat at golf, a sport played by some of the most ethical people around? I don’t have any empirical evidence on this one way or the other, but that won’t stop me from speculating about the answer.

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We Have Forever for a Trump Stamp

DIY Exercise: Use your favorite graphics program to design a USPS-style Forever stamp depicting President Trump. Whether you save the file is optional.

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