What Is the Plural of Clematis?

Grow baby grow


Today when I was in the nursery at McClendon’s Hardware in Belfair buying trellis plants, I was reminded of the old joke about the guy who wasn’t sure of the plural form of mongoose but needed two of them. Mongooses didn’t sound right and neither did mongeese. So he asked the pet-store owner to sell him one mongoose and while doing so to sell him another. Since I wasn’t sure if the plural of clematis is clematises, clemati, or possibly clematum, I played it safe and asked for two clematis plants (see photo). K will like them. The pink one is called Clematis montana (her mom is from the Treasure State), while the one with purple flowers goes by Clematis alpina.

Last summer I built a trellis at Treasure Island. The structure was supposed to add color to the front yard. A secondary purpose was to provide a bit of privacy. K bought three ornamental climbing plants for it: wisteria, honeysuckle, and jasmine. But we planted them during the hottest part of the summer, and despite abundant watering, so far they have acted like they need crampons and a rope team to reach the top of the trellis. So this spring they are getting a bit of help in the form of these two new recruits. That makes 5 plants in all for a 21-foot-long trellis. Overkill probably, but still cheaper than building a solid fence.

Mud Bay House for Sale

Morning view


It’s always interesting when a house near yours is listed for sale. The usual questions become more relevant. Do you know the owners? Why are they selling? How much are they asking? And, because the outcome can affect your home’s value and property taxes, will they get it? In this case, the house (see photo) isn’t on the long driveway I share or even on nearby Rocky Point Road. It’s directly across Mud Bay from me, but it’s close enough that we could be in the same large cul de sac if we lived in a subdivision.
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Of Course It’s Unconstitutional

By “it” I’m referring to the recently enacted health care legislation that requires all Americans, with a few exceptions, to buy health insurance or face a fine. With astonishing “end justifies the means” reasoning, a majority in Congress and the president set aside the oath they took to “preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.” Some of them argue that the general welfare or interstate commerce clause provides the legal cover they need. Get real. I think they just didn’t see any other way to enact universal health care legislation.
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Getting Off with a Warning

Yesterday I got pulled over by a Bremerton black-and-white for making a “rolling stop.” At least that’s what the officer called it. Since I didn’t try hard to talk him out of a citation and don’t fit the stereotypes who sometimes escape with a warning, I was surprised when the officer abruptly let me go without even checking my insurance and registration. Bremerton is having budget problems like other cities in Washington, so you might think city policy would be for traffic officers to issue what could have been a $124 ticket whenever possible. Apparently not.
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2010 Census Letter

By now tens of millions of households have gotten a letter from Mr. Robert Groves, the Director of the U.S. Census Bureau, stating that the 2010 census form will be arriving in the mail soon and requesting that it be filled in and returned promptly. Raise your hand if you didn’t know that. Raise your other hand if the census letter will have any effect on how you process the census form. After reading the letter, I had three thoughts about it.
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1910 to 1960

Last week while I was waiting for my turn in the post office I looked over the list of commemorative stamps the USPS will issue this year. The 2010 stamps made me think about the stamps issued in 1960, which predated the year I started collecting stamps, although not by much, but was one of the first year sets I completed.
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Global Warning Score

Global warning score? We don’t need no stinking global warning score in Washington to help decide which new car or truck to buy, do we? I cannot answer the questions of whether we need the score or how much it influences a purchasing decision, but I can say that a global warning score, along with a smog score, is provided on a window sticker on new Toyotas—and probably on other makes too.
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Hibernating in Plain Sight

Little brown bat


Despite unusually mild temperature since December the bats on Treasure Island are hibernating for the winter. For whatever reason they didn’t tell one little guy (or gal) where the big slumber party was going to be. Forced to improvise this bat chose a dry, relatively warm, and very public spot to bed down—the upper wall of my neighbor’s covered porch (see picture). So far, it hasn’t complained about the porch light, which is only a few feet away and is always on.
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You Cannot Make These Comments Up

My title isn’t completely apt. What I mean is that I wouldn’t be able to make up comments like the ones I read recently in The Seattle Times. Readers commented on an article describing a plan to build high occupancy toll lanes on Interstate 405. The lanes would be free for vehicles carrying three or more people, while cars with one or two occupants would pay a fee to use them. At last count the story had 169 comments. I skimmed through them, partly to gauge public reaction, but mostly because the way people express themselves in an online forum can be educational, clever, thought provoking, and at times LOL funny.
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Cash from Clunkers

In 2009 the federal Car Allowance Rebate System (CARS), better known as “Cash for Clunkers,” provided cash rebates of up to $4500 to owners of qualifying cars and trucks who traded them in on energy-efficient new vehicles. This year Democrats in the state senate want Washington taxpayers to return the favor by paying sales tax on the value of vehicle trade-ins. Call it “Cash from Clunkers.”
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